Friday, November 18, 2005

Don’t Cha Wish…?

So I bought the CD of The Pussycat Dolls because I like their song “Don’t Cha” and what do I get? Enclosed in plastic along with the CD is a black thong panty with the logo of the group. Oh! Since that was the first time I’ve ever had a close encounter with a thong, I decided to try it on, knowing it’s built for a woman’s contour.

Yes, the joke is true—like a cheap hotel, that panty has no ballroom. It felt weird to have my family jewels straining to get out of such tight confines. But what’s interesting is the feel of a strip of clothing between my butt cheeks. It’s awkward and kinky at the same time. People suffering from hemorrhoids should stay clear of thoingy-thoinga thongs. So aside from ballet dancers, what kind of guy would want to wear a thong? If a guy doesn’t like brief lines, he can always wear boxers or go sans underwear and just, uh, hang loose. I see no reason to rub your deeper nether region with cloth—doesn’t it get embarrassing come laundry time? The only other reason I can think of wearing a thong is if one delights in the feel of the rubbing sensation between cheeks (which I must admit has a certain kinky allure).

So now I don’t know anyone who’d appreciate that thong. (Of course, I had it washed surreptitiously after that one trial!) The only female friend I know who would dare wear a thong might not want to wear one anymore due to her change in status. But I’ll ask her anyway.

Otherwise, here’s a question for all you girls out there: Don’t cha want a Pussycat Dolls thong? Just holler.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Never wanted one---I didn't feel comfy having a wedgie all day. But I caved and bought some because my boyfriend liked pouncing on me when I wore them. So, thongs for me are for house use only---to put my labidoods in the mood. But I'll stick to low-rise string bikinis for out of the house use, thanks.

Tzel

6:08 AM  
Blogger Nelson said...

me! me! me! i left my calvin klein thong back there! hehehehe

olive gave me a wedgie once--rather painful. other than that, it acts as a nice butt floss. ;-)

6:49 AM  
Blogger Kervin said...

its like a female g-string but there IS a kinky aluure to wearing those types (just dont wear them for more than 8 hours, specially on road trips), its like one sideway pull and front or back is easily accessible.

I think Nelz still has that velcro front pouch opening g-string that I tried, it felt oddly sexy.

11:19 AM  
Blogger McVie said...

NELZ: Bakla! Hindi puwede sa iyo. It's really small... feeling ko size niya is extra-small. Nagtataka nga ako eh kung sino ang makakasuot nun. 12-year old girls? Ugh!

1:05 PM  

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