Friday, July 29, 2005

Pinoy Menu

Rabbi is a friend who’s now one of the many talented Filipinos who are now slaves to the Mouse. Yes, he’s one of the performers in Disneyland Hong Kong. He sent me the following; I guess he gets really bored during his down-time.

* * * MENU FOR THE DAY * * *

TAPSILOG - Tapa, Sinangag, Itlog
LONGSILOG - Longganisa, Sinangag, Itlog
HOTSILOG - Hotdog, Sinangag, Itlog
PORKSILOG - Baboy, Sinangag, Itlog
CHICKSILOG - Chicken Sinangag Itlog
AZUCARERA - Adobong Aso
LUGLOG - Lugaw, Itlog
PAKAPLOG - Pandesal, Kape, Itlog
KALOG - Kanin, Itlog
PAKALOG - Pandesal, Kanin, Itlog
MAALOG NA BETLOG - Maalat na Itlog, Pakbet, Itlog
BAHAW - kaning lamig ito... pero may nagtinda, Bakang Inihaw
KALKAL - Kalderetang Kalabaw

HIMAS - Hipon Malasado
HIMAS SUSO - Hipon Malasado, Sugpo, Keso
HIMAS PEKPEK - Hipon Malasado, Kropek, Pinekpek'n
PEKPEK MONG MALAKI - Kropek, Pinekpek'n, Monggo, Malasado, Laing, Kilawin

DILA - Dinuguan, Laing
DILAAN MO - Dinuguan, Laing, Dalandan, Molo

BOKA BOKA - Bopis, Kanin, Bokayo, Kape
BOKA BOKA MO PA - Bopis, Kanin, Bokayo, Kape, Molong Pancit

KANTOT - Kanin, Tortang Talong
KANTOT PA - Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit
SIGE KANTOT PA - Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit
SIGE KANTOT PA HA - Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit, Halo-halo
SIGE KANTOT PA IBAON MO - Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit... Take out
SIGE KANTOT PA IBAON MO PAPA - Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit... Take out w/ Ketchup

PAKANTOT - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong
PAPAKANTOT - Papaitan, Kanin, Tortang Talong
PAPAKANTOT KA BA - Papaitan, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Kapeng Barako
PAKANTOT SA YO - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Saging... + Yosi
PAKANTOT KA - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Kape
PAKANTOT KA HABANG MATIGAS PA - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Kape, Inihaw na Bangus, Maruya, Tinola, Ginisang Aso, Pancit

SUBO - Sugpo, Bopis
SUBO MO - Sugpo, Bopis, Molo
SUBO MO PA - Sugpo, Bopis, Molo, Pancit
SUBO MO PA MAIGE - Sugpo, Bopis, Molo, Mais, Pige
SUBO MO TITE KO - Sugpo, Bopis, Tinola, Teryaki, Kochinta
SUBO MO TITE KO BILIS! - Sugpo, Bopis, Tinola Teryaki, Kochinta, Bihon, Tawilis
SUBO MO TITE KO BILIS, HAYOP! - ...same as above, minura mo lang yung waiter kasi ang tagal ng order...

5 Comments:

Blogger Kaloy said...

ROFL!

10:39 PM  
Blogger fried-neurons said...

Hahaha. Puñeta! I'm here at work, and tawa ako ng tawa! My coworkers think I'm insane...

7:01 PM  
Anonymous Phillip said...

panalo 'to!

11:22 PM  
Anonymous XP said...

I forwarded this via email, sobrang riot sa work lalo na yung Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit... Take out w/ Ketchup

11:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

tangina,hyup to...hehehehe

8:03 AM  

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