Tuesday, July 19, 2005

McVie Cums of Age

Every day I see more white hairs not just on my scalp but also on my beard and goatee. Once I think I spied a strand of white in my nose hairs. Eep!

Nowadays it takes a lot more effort to memorize. It takes a longer time to memorize fewer lines. Methinks my head’s too full of data. They say we only use one-eighth of our brain—dammit, there must be a way to tap the rest.

The most obvious sign of age is the time it takes to get a second or third erection. Heck, what third erection? In basketball terms, it takes a lot longer to execute a turn-around jump shot. That means I had to reinvent my sexual repertoire. That means increased amount of foreplay. Plus if my partner’s younger than me, I focus first on his pleasure and satisfaction.

There is an upside to having sex with an older man. Wink, wink.



Anonymous Leigh said...

You can also start slinging around the quality-not-quantity line. But what if it's not age? What if it's - heaven forbid - jadedness?


2:23 PM  
Blogger McVie said...

LEIGH: Or maybe it's more of... is the guy cute and hunky enough for a round two?

Mwhahahaha! (evil laftir)

3:27 PM  
Blogger siddha said...

the taoist master's advice is to lessen the ejaculation ...
if you're 36-45 once every 14days...this will help you regain your vitality ek :-)


3:12 PM  
Blogger McVie said...

"once every 14 days"?

Well. At least puwede kong isabay sa suweldo.

3:16 PM  
Blogger olive said...

2 words: revicon max.

7:42 PM  
Blogger Kervin said...

Motivation! Or some pretty good moves from the other party :D But i doubt it'd be a problem J

hugs &n take care always

3:43 PM  
Blogger Leigh said...

Grabe! Sobra akong natawa sa "at least puwedeng isabay sa suweldo."

6:32 PM  

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