McVie Cums of Age
Every day I see more white hairs not just on my scalp but also on my beard and goatee. Once I think I spied a strand of white in my nose hairs. Eep!
Nowadays it takes a lot more effort to memorize. It takes a longer time to memorize fewer lines. Methinks my head’s too full of data. They say we only use one-eighth of our brain—dammit, there must be a way to tap the rest.
The most obvious sign of age is the time it takes to get a second or third erection. Heck, what third erection? In basketball terms, it takes a lot longer to execute a turn-around jump shot. That means I had to reinvent my sexual repertoire. That means increased amount of foreplay. Plus if my partner’s younger than me, I focus first on his pleasure and satisfaction.
There is an upside to having sex with an older man. Wink, wink.
Hehehe.
Nowadays it takes a lot more effort to memorize. It takes a longer time to memorize fewer lines. Methinks my head’s too full of data. They say we only use one-eighth of our brain—dammit, there must be a way to tap the rest.
The most obvious sign of age is the time it takes to get a second or third erection. Heck, what third erection? In basketball terms, it takes a lot longer to execute a turn-around jump shot. That means I had to reinvent my sexual repertoire. That means increased amount of foreplay. Plus if my partner’s younger than me, I focus first on his pleasure and satisfaction.
There is an upside to having sex with an older man. Wink, wink.
Hehehe.
posted by joelmcvie at 10:33 PM
6 Comments:
You can also start slinging around the quality-not-quantity line. But what if it's not age? What if it's - heaven forbid - jadedness?
:-)
LEIGH: Or maybe it's more of... is the guy cute and hunky enough for a round two?
Mwhahahaha! (evil laftir)
the taoist master's advice is to lessen the ejaculation ...
if you're 36-45 once every 14days...this will help you regain your vitality ek :-)
-rielle
"once every 14 days"?
Well. At least puwede kong isabay sa suweldo.
2 words: revicon max.
Motivation! Or some pretty good moves from the other party :D But i doubt it'd be a problem J
hugs &n take care always
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