Friday, June 24, 2005

Miss X Returns

Our office klepto has struck again. Once again, another cellphone has been stolen. Once again, our ghostly witness has pointed out the same suspect as the one before: Miss X. And unfortunately once again, Miss X gets to walk out of the office unhampered, because she was able to steal the phone early in the morning and had a two-hour window at the least to take it outside the office and hide it. So when the owner discovered the theft at around 11:30am, it was too late. No wonder Miss X confidently submitted herself to a thorough search when the investigators from the admin office arrived.

Last time only four of us plus our psychic officemate Lotta knew the identity of Miss X. But now we’ve told almost everyone near the vicinity of the crime (it was in the same area where the last stealing was done) Miss X’s real identity, in an attempt to make people on guard the next time she comes around.

Also, we’re planning to steal Miss X’s cellphone, hide it for one whole day then have it suddenly “found” by night time. When Miss X gets her phone back, there’ll be a mysterious text message on it from an unidentified number: Now you know how it feels. Everybody knows it was you.

6 Comments:

Blogger btnfelipe said...

Dapat sa susunod i-text mo siya, "Ang init-init dito sa kinalalagyan ko. Samahan mo naman ako, Ate." - nagmamahal, BARBARA

6:15 PM  
Blogger btnfelipe said...

ay mali! yung utol pala ni Barbara ang magsasabi nun. Sino nga ba yung kapatid sa Patayin sa Sindak si Barbara? Hehe.

6:25 PM  
Blogger JM said...

pangalanan si Ms. X!

8:06 PM  
Blogger McVie said...

JAY MATTHEW: Hahaha! Dedma na. Mahirap mag-accuse at this point. Except for some circumstancial evidence, the only thing going for us is something that will not hold up in court:

"And for our next witness, may we call on the ghost of...."
:-)

9:24 PM  
Blogger nam said...

"Kaya bumabalik si Ruth ay dahil may gusto siyang malaman... gusto niyang malaman kung sino ang babaeng minahal ng kanyang asawa..."

- excerpt from Patayin sa Sindak si Barbara

11:31 PM  
Blogger btnfelipe said...

Ayun! Si Ruth! SI RUTH!!!! Hehehe.

2:42 PM  

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