Wednesday, July 13, 2005

The Kingdom Of The Philippines

Form of government: a fabulous monarchy

Ruler: Queen

Elections: a nationwide beauty contest every 4 years; aside from swimsuit and evening gown competitions, each contestant will also be judged according to economic platform and social reforms. And world peace, of course.

National Flower: anthurium (hihihi!)

National Flag: the rainbow flag

National Costume: Illegally Low jeans by f&h, baby t-shirt one size too small (optional)

National Bird: Hello, kelangan pa bang i-memorize yan?

National Anthem: “I Will Survive”

Haaay naku.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Qualification # 1: dapat caponera
Qualification # 2: no college diploma
Qualification # 3: may miriam quiambao/miriam defensor aura

8:05 PM  
Blogger btnfelipe said...

National book store: Hindi National Bookstore kundi Fully Booked! Hehe.

12:26 AM  
Blogger fried-neurons said...

LOL. Anthurium! naughty ka, ha!

1:57 AM  
Blogger complicated dude said...

u sure this is not the pink government :)

10:17 AM  
Blogger Ree said...

and while you're at it lets separate malate from manila and make it the official capital of the pink goverment it will be like the vatican na closed city. lets also make the pride day a national holiday.

10:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Keep up the good work
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5:04 AM  

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