The Kingdom Of The Philippines
Form of government: a fabulous monarchy
Ruler: Queen
Elections: a nationwide beauty contest every 4 years; aside from swimsuit and evening gown competitions, each contestant will also be judged according to economic platform and social reforms. And world peace, of course.
National Flower: anthurium (hihihi!)
National Flag: the rainbow flag
National Costume: Illegally Low jeans by f&h, baby t-shirt one size too small (optional)
National Bird: Hello, kelangan pa bang i-memorize yan?
National Anthem: “I Will Survive”
Haaay naku.
Ruler: Queen
Elections: a nationwide beauty contest every 4 years; aside from swimsuit and evening gown competitions, each contestant will also be judged according to economic platform and social reforms. And world peace, of course.
National Flower: anthurium (hihihi!)
National Flag: the rainbow flag
National Costume: Illegally Low jeans by f&h, baby t-shirt one size too small (optional)
National Bird: Hello, kelangan pa bang i-memorize yan?
National Anthem: “I Will Survive”
Haaay naku.
posted by joelmcvie at 7:53 PM
4 Comments:
Qualification # 1: dapat caponera
Qualification # 2: no college diploma
Qualification # 3: may miriam quiambao/miriam defensor aura
LOL. Anthurium! naughty ka, ha!
u sure this is not the pink government :)
and while you're at it lets separate malate from manila and make it the official capital of the pink goverment it will be like the vatican na closed city. lets also make the pride day a national holiday.
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