Friday, April 29, 2005

10 Signs That You’re Getting Old

1. You can’t stay up as late as you did before.
2. Your waistline is fast catching up with your age.
3. You start to appreciate your parents’ music.
4. You look back fondly at the TV shows you grew up with.
5. You can answer almost every question in those 80s pop trivia quizzes.
6. You look fondly at items of your youth which don’t exist anymore today—like TV Times, Daisy Milk and Jojo Candy.
7. You need a longer recovery period in between ejaculations.
8. The birthday parties you attend are for the children of your friends.
9. Almost all your favorite musical acts have released their greatest hits album.
10. You start attending weddings. You start attending baptisms. You start attending funerals. Then you start attending more and more of them. One day you’ll attend one last funeral.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Phillip said...

Uh-oh.... D'Sound already released a "Best of" album. That means.... OH MY GAWD!!!!! I'm getting ... I'm getting... I'm getting... >faints<

Arte ko, no?

9:21 PM  
Blogger Nelson said...

oh my gawd don't remind me he he he

9:59 PM  
Blogger McVie said...

Phillip, Nelz: we ALL are getting... getting... getting... uhm, forgetful?

Hihihihihihihi!

6:12 AM  

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